The Surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‚I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.‘ … Weiterlesen
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Some tests
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,’Harry, what’s your problem?‘ Harry answered, ‚I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade … Weiterlesen
Be deep in shit
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and … Weiterlesen
Bull shit
A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‚I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree‘ sighed the turkey, ‚but I haven’t got the energy.‘ ‚Well, why don’t you nibble … Weiterlesen
Sitting on the right place
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‚Can I also sit like you and do nothing?‘ The eagle answered: ‚Sure, why not.‘ So, … Weiterlesen
Wait for the right moment
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‚I’ll give each of … Weiterlesen